One-Liner Tuesday

Yes, for the record - "One-Liner [Weekday]" is just a convenient way of catching up when I fall behind by banging through a week's worth of material. With that in mind, let the shamelessness commence:



By the looks of it, Jerry just lit Tom's tail like a fuse and blew the sucker up. Of course, in real life the cruel carnivore always wins, so I have no qualms about subverting reality for television programs.



Well, seeing as he's eaten all the pets, you might as well make him a new character.


Demon Mirror Ziggy seems to show little respect for the fourth wall.


"And in your park, you can hunt wabbits without pants!"


Actually, it's usually about Ziggy's father.