Thursday, October 16, 2008

One-Liner Thursday

"It's simple - a loan requires a test of character. Complete the Five Horrors and you'll be approved."

"And they're all voiced by Gilbert Gottfried."

Nothing angers an MD like a patient who insists that they will live.

The board also used the following terms Hair-In-My-Soup McChef failed to understand: "multiplicity of violations", "transmittable", "of Biblical proportions" and "to the entire community."

That thing's either nearly-blind or Ziggy's wearing his Brut.

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