Friday, September 19, 2008

Three-Liner


When did Patton Oswalt become Ziggy's trainer?

Leotard Ziggy appears to be occupied with a single thought: Run? Like, with my legs?

I've seen worse initiations; I understand the Spetsnaz used to shove new recruits into a tiny room with a rabid dog and a shovel. With Ziggy it'd be more like a broken toaster and a Pop-Tart.

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