Monday, January 5, 2009

Santa Problems

Santa snapped his share of necks in 'Nam and later on the streets of Detroid. He's shed enough hoodlum blood that he considers his current vocation a sort of insufficient atonement. But he doesn't need no punk bodyguard.

Someone taught this kid to hide behind the Constitution in private matters. As neither an agent of the government nor a member of congress, but a semi-creepy reverse burglar, it's plain that Santa is not bound by the Bill of Rights.

And why is Ziggy hanging around these kids?

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