Monday, July 7, 2008

Ballroom Bliss

Yes! The mystery is solved! The guru's inconsistent behavior is at last explained, for Mt. Bulgy Peak has long found itself the scene of a territorial war between these magnificent, wizened creatures. Having lost sight of inner peace and transcended transcendence, these bearded sages now think only of dominance and the thrill of dethroning their rivals. I'd like to think that this peak's slope evens out at some point, rather than consider the fact that there may be a pile of identical dead gurus somewhere below.

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