In direct rebuttal to yesterday's comment that Ziggy appears to be lacking hobbies, today Ziggy puts the finishing touches on his own stone Golem, a personal simulacrum which will either aid in global domination or rise from the earth prepared to form larger, grander works of narcissistic art.
Either way, this is the happiest we've seen Ziggy for quite a long time. We're never quite as fulfilled as when we're molding the world into our own image. It's safe to say that there is no trespassing or vandalism involved in this piece of public art. Carving oneself in sixty-foot-high granite is a heckuva way to garner publicity.
Tomorrow: Ziggy's collection of mini-Ziggys carved out of soap, each wearing a tiny beret.
"Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it." - Mitch Hedberg
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